Self-Help prophets: The Unreliable Experts of Neo-Brooklyn

Welcome to our esteemed community of self-help gurus. prophets, and experts in the field of doing nothing.

prophets: Overthink Everything, Understand Nothing, Achieve Everything (Just Kidding, It's the opposite), and Just Ignore Your Feelings, It's Easier That Way

Our team of experts will guide you through the art of doing absolutely nothing, with an emphasis on doing it badly.

Bad Life Advice Overthink Everything Understand Nothing, Achieve Everything (Just Kidding, It's the opposite) Just Ignore Your Feelings, It's Easier That Way Overanalyze Your Dreams, Because You're Clearly Not Getting Enough Sleep Overthink Your Relationship, Because You Clearly Need To Overthink Your Entire Existence, Because You're Clearly Not Doing Enough